Where Unicorns Roam
littlepatchofdisney:

dogshaming:

Fire ants got my weenie’s weenie
Ant hills do not make good pee targets.

Hahahahahahahaahahahaaaaa

Wow. Way to kick a dog when he’s down. Poor thing.

littlepatchofdisney:

dogshaming:

Fire ants got my weenie’s weenie

Ant hills do not make good pee targets.

Hahahahahahahaahahahaaaaa

Wow. Way to kick a dog when he’s down. Poor thing.

emojiswag:

when you get hate and you respond with a great comebackimage

Perfection.

gallifrey-feels:

balladofwormzlp:

bakedandbipolar:

every.single.one.of.these

ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr

opium

Yeah. What that guy/girl up there said. Most. Accurate. Ever! Hhha!

pohtato:

doctorwinchesterin221b:

megustamemes:

And yet the guy in blue stripes is ready to fight with no fear in his eyes

image

"Conceal don’t feel"

honestly 

I think haunted houses are cool for kids, but for adults? Seriously? I don’t get how they can be so afraid of fake shit. The lights are on, too, for gad’s sake!

Don’t you get it? I chose you, over anyone else. I always fucking choose you.

But that needs to change, I’m sorry.  (via unlively)

Unless it’s Radiohead.

I feel bad for laughing because, well, they (family) need their water. But look at this bear! You can’t stay mad for too long.

Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant

THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via lilwombatprincess)

Gives a whole new meaning to Hungry Eyes.

thetomska:

itscolossal:

The Cloud: An Interactive Thunderstorm in Your House

want

I love the concept and design, but my dog would be miserable. :-/

shoelust:

Sophia Webster

Ehhh…for the teenaged unicorn lover?

shoelust:

Sophia Webster

Ehhh…for the teenaged unicorn lover?

tastefullyoffensive:

[piecomic]

Unicorns are classic!

tastefullyoffensive:

[piecomic]

Unicorns are classic!

betterthandarkchocolate:

prettyarbitrary:

toastoat:

WHY IS SOME CLOTHING SO HARD

Okay, show of hands.  Who else has experienced legitimate fear of becoming trapped in a piece of clothing in a fitting room?

*raises hand*

*raises hand*

I’m raising both hands because I’m currently stuck in that same outfit. Hallp! Bring scissors.

vivzie-zp:

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

the ending gif, I can’t

I just died from laughing.

dekutree:

officialcrow:

actias:

ascending

aw fuck na

goodbye world

He’s being raptured

dekutree:

officialcrow:

actias:

ascending

aw fuck na

goodbye world

He’s being raptured

ollivander:

flowergirlrobichiko:

the only acceptable reason

Samurai Champloo….awesomeness!